Ginofullstoryandpics

"Distance" (By Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson with additional material by Lise Mayer, included in the 1984 book "The Big One".) ~ (Two men sit centre stage on deckchairs (facing audience) as though gazing out to sea.) A: Brian? ... Brian? ... sorry Trevor? B: What? A: Do you see that boat? B: (opening eyes) What - the green one or the blue one? A: The turquoise one. B: No . . . sorry, yes. A: It's getting smaller. B: That's because it's getting further away. A: Exactly. (Pause.) B: How do you mean - `Exactly'? A: As the boat gets further and further away it gets smaller and smaller ... eventually it'll get so small that it'll